Bring on da Thunda!

I love summer thunder storms! Love them! It has been astormin' for days and days. Sure, the sidewalks are flooded, the metro has been rendered largely impotent, and my cats are hiding under my bed...but I sure do love these storms!
Just about half an hour ago the thunder was so loud - SO LOUD - it sounded like four mack trucks going sixty miles per hour just collided on the street outside my house. It rocked. I actually stood up out of my seat...like there is anything I could do about thunder and lightning. But still, I stood up all wide eyed like a dope. Luckily my cell phone rang within seconds so I felt like my jumping out of my seat had purpose. My lovely neighbor had called to make sure I was not struck by lightning. It is a little service we provide for each other, nice isn't it?
Ooooh, the lights just flickered. Maybe I am in for a romantic night of candlelight by myself. ;-) Most likely I am in for a night of take-home final fun! Fun! There is another rumble rumble!

666 Devil Day!

Happy Devil Day everyone! Of course it is all a load of bullocks (a word I would use all the time if I were British and since I'm not, my using it is pretentious and affectatious...but screw you! It is the devil day!) But not really, it isn't the devil day. It just happens to be 06-06-06 on the Gregorian calendar...tons of people don't even use this calendar. If fact there are likely more people who don't use this calendar than there are people who do. The Chinese alone must outweigh us, not to mention the Jews & Muslims. Point being, I am not scared of supernatural interference on this day. Stupid people doing stupid things in honor of 666 day, however, that is as disturbing as it is likely!

Maybe there is something to this 666 thing. After all, in the preceding days we have been subjected to disgusting the unbelievable things. Not only is Julia Styles playing someone's mother (as unrealistic as that seems), but Anna Nicole is actually going to have a(nother) child. There is a good chance that this one is the real anti-Christ, in my opinion. If the genetic gun isn't loaded enough, all the Trim-spa that woman ingests will warp it. Plus there are other indications that the end is near. Just look at the evidence. There are people eating small dogs, people morphing into animals, evidence of intelligence in Jersey, and -maybe most horrorific- OJ's sex tape (which I suggest you don't actually look at as evidence or your eyes might melt out of your skull).